Vox Hunt: Sick & Tired
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Some facts about Pete Wentz...
- Pete Wentz is German for "I am a fucking douchebag"
- If you say Pete Wentz thirteen times in front of a mirror in a dark room, Satan will appear and tell you to shut the fuck up
- Pete Wentz has no African heritage. I know, you were fooled by him constantly using slang associated with hip hop - often to embarassing effect
- His full name is Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. No, seriously
- He did not, contrary to media reports, invent eye liner for men. Apparently, men have been wearing eye liner for a very long time - as far back as Egyptian times
- In April, he claimed stories about him impregnating fellow talentless oik Ashlee Simpson were a press fabrication. In May, after marrying, they announced Ashlee's pregnancy, with an Autumn due date. Babies take nine months to bake in the oven... nine months from May is February, so how could they possibly be having a baby in Autumn unless it was conceived... oh, before the "press fabrication"?
- I know this bullshit because you cannot escape this talentless vagina - he is everywhere, somehow becoming the poster boy for this scene people are referring to as emo that has nothing to do with actual emo (emotional hardcore) music
Comments
You missed the two best facts:
He was going to kill himself in a Best Buy parking lot, but wrote a song instead. ^_^
He has a tutorial on how to apply guyliner.
In short, he needs to disappear.
1. Sharpen pencil.
2. Stab left eye with pencil.
3. Stab right eye with pencil.
4. Sharpen pencil again and stab stomach repeatedly.
lol. totally.
I have the JPEG of the tutorial, if you want it.
Damn you're hilarious!!!!!