...who wouldn't want to breed with Mr. Bird?
c'mon. Really. You're killing me.
Guys would grow uteruses (why can't the plural be "uterii"?) in the hopes of birthing little Birds. Post-menopausal ladies would invent time travel to go back to their fertile years for a chance.
It's National Puppy Day! Show us the cutest puppy you can find.
Mine.
why?
WHY????
Let me refresh your memory:
Got it?
Now, WHY?!?!????
Show us a picture of why you love the ocean.
that there is hanauma bay. its in hawaii. the island of oahu, to be exact. i used to go there ALL THE FUCKIN TIME when i lived in hawaii. with my family. with my friends. with my friend's family. it was great. basically...just a little inlet of water. but its shallow. and reefy. and FULLLLL of fish. You can go snorkel and see fish all the time.
one time my friend brought some bread so we could feed the fish. a mother fucking fish bit the FUCK outta my finger. i rememeber it. it was a yellow fish. i dont know what kind. but all the other fish were grey...and this big fucker like jumped outta the water, bit my hand and fuckin stole all my bread.
fish are dickheads.
what to post.
i always feel like just coming here and doing the QUOT or voxhunt is cheating
but i never know what to post that anyone would care about.
UH...my band has a show coming up at The Double Door actually. This is exciting for me because it's going to be a pretty good and big show. There will probably be a lot of people there for the other bands who are pretty good! Also thats just a big place for us to be playing. sweeet. its gonna be november 25th. which is like a tuesday haha.
when i get paid this friday i think i'm going to buy Hum tickets. they're playing at the double door on new years eve. drinks and music all night. hellz yeah
i miss peanut butter and banana reeses cups. those were fuckin delicious.
